Bacon jam
They take a big bunch of really, really good bacon and render it down… add a bunch of spices, onions, etc. and let it simmer for about 6 hours… give it a quick purée and blast chill it… and you have bacon jam!
Good news – they ship worldwide! Go to their website to buy online
Bacon flavored lip balm
A bacon flavored lip balm
For smoother, softer, tastier lips
Crunchy bacon scent in a can
Scent of bacon in a can. Note this may not actually be real, but it’s a good idea!
Who doesn’t want their home/office/car to smell of bacon?
They actually haven’t done it yet, but maybe someday soon someone will figure out how
Bacon Dress
A dress made entirely of real bacon and salami
When going to an Aqua Teen Hunger Force (ATHF) birthday party, Jia Jem rightly concluded that the only appropriate costume to wear was one made entirely of real bacon and salami!
A basic shift dress out of thick cotton. Layed the meat on top, then put clear vinyl over it and sewed tracks with clear thread. She used a wide stitch length to avoid perforating the meat to the point it might just… uh, slide down the bottom of the dress. She then blotted it all before sewing to get rid of as much grease as possible to avoid clouding the vinyl. Lastly, she made sure to bind the bottom of the dress with a strip of clear vinyl to catch drips. The whole project took about 6 hours, and she kept it refrigerated until the party.
